Let's be honest: In these tough economic times, we've all robbed the mini-mart around the corner. We justify by it by not being able to afford our mortgages and knowing they've got a stash of Four Loko hidden in the back that they refuse to sell. But aside from first-degree robbery, the real crime is a crime of fashion. Sadly, most of us just use a ski mask we purchased from the same exact same mini-mart. Not only is this an easy way to get recognized by the clerk, but it also stinks of unoriginal costuming.
The next time you pull a job to pay your mortgage, ensure you do it in style with these fashionable Mexican wrestling masks from Corazon. Stylish, rugged, and good for Halloween as well, it's the perfect way to assert yourself and ensure nobody tries to be a hero when you're stuffing cash and caffeinated malt liquor into a duffel bag.
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