Nothing can keep you from shaking it on the dance floor, not even your putrid flatulence. You bump, he grinds, and the farts just start coming in hot waves of stinky gas that threatens local air-quality standards. But with these subtle butt disposable gas neutralizers, you'll ensure you won't find yourself alone on the dance floor, encircled by club goers pinching their nose in disgust, while pointing you out as the culprit.
These super-thin, effective, and undetectable shields fit inside your "underwear or incontinence brief using self-adhesive tape strips." And if you can't afford the $6.99, you could probably talk your dance partner into buying it for you. Also, you may want to cut out the bean burrito as your pre-dance meal of choice.
I can recommend this for car use as well. It will be handy when one pumps for gas at a station. I find the smell of gas rather foul.
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