The Shocker Costume

 Having a girlfriend during Halloween sucks. Usually she tries to convince you to dress up as some accessory to her costume. She goes as Raggedy Anne, so you get stuck looking lame as Raggedy Andy. She goes as a sexy nurse, and you get to pose as some lame doctor.

The fastest way to put an end to this is with The Shocker Costume. Not only will your girlfriend prefer dumping you to being seen in public with you, but you'll also ensure you won't be acquiring any new girlfriend at the Halloween party you attend. You, perpetually single? It won't be a shocker.