Every year your girlfriend gets all excited about some lame Halloween party. She makes plans, dresses up like a slutty nurse/fireman/soldier/raccoon/etc, and drags you along, and then flirts with every stranger who compliments her. This year is going to be different. Unlike previous years when you paid her back by getting drunk and making inappropriate comments, this year your costume will be the method by which you humiliate her.
She's showing off all of her cleavage, so now you will too. And while her short skirt will be barely hiding her nether regions, you will be proudly sporting a bushy beaver and obvious camel toe. Will this costume embarrass her? Absolutely. Will it also embarrass you? Well, it's a small price to pay for never having to be invited to that crappy party across town ever again.
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