Giant Inflatable Beach Ball

Ever since your Uncle Phil crashed the Winnebago and suffered that head injury, he's been a little different, a little slower. During the winter months, when company is over, he can be kept happy in the basement by turning on reruns of America's Funniest Home Videos. Nobody enjoys a nut shot like Uncle Phil, of course nobody reenacts them like Uncle Phil either.

But when the warm weather returns, Phil is drawn to the outdoors, usually riding that pink bike with the streamers to the 7-11 to load up on ice cream sandwiches. How can you keep him out of traffic without confining him to the tree house? Give him the Giant Inflatable Beach Ball. It's the perfect man-sized toy for the kind of man who now reads at a first grade level. Imagine Phil's joy as he pushes the ball around, trying to get the dogs to play soccer with him, and wearing himself out. Phil's going to love it, and then he's going to go inside to eat paste.