Thursday, February 3, 2011

Wrap-a-Nap

There's nothing like trying to sleep off a hangover at work. You tuck yourself into a stall, try to nap on the toilet, and then that fat guy from accounting comes in a drops a deuce in the next stall that sounds like Hiroshima. The reverberations immediately wake you, and you fight off your gag reflex as you scurry out of the stall in a panic. The only thing left to do is lock yourself in the room reserved for recent mothers using their breast pumps. Sure there's a light in that room, and the noise of any angry woman banging on the door, but you're sound asleep thanks to the Wrap-a-Nap (WAN).

Made with plush, minky fleece and squishy polyfill, the WAN's luxurious softness is complemented by extended Velcro™ fasteners that allow for wide variation in fit and pressure. Like earplugs, a sleeping mask, and pillow all rolled into one, this handy device lets you zonk out anywhere and sleep off last night's epic night.

Homeless? That sidewalk just got a lot more comfortable. Stuck on an airplane? Better hope the guy seated by the window went to the bathroom before he got on the plane because you're dead to the world. Whiplash? The WAN doubles as a neck brace. It's a glorious invention, especially for those trying to sleep off a hangover at work.

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