Friday, February 11, 2011

Confidence Shirts

Like all people who loathe their coworkers, you struggle to resist the urge to tell those lazy bastards what's exactly on your mind. It may be you're a coward, but it might also be your reluctance to receive a pink slip or be banished from the conversations around the water cooler. But thanks to Confidence Shirts, you can say exactly what's on your mind, but without anyone knowing. Their comfy T-shirts tell everyone off, while not showing through your work shirt. Sure, it's kind of passive aggressive, but so is muttering about them via chat with your friends in other offices.

Now you can announce your true feeling in a hushed tone with your clothes. Choose from statements like: How do you all have jobs? or everyone's favorite I think about farting on you all the time. Classics.

Confidence Shirts only offer a few options, but perhaps they'll consider adding the following...

  • You're not sick; you're hungover.
  • Get your own damn coffee!
  • I will Tweet about your ineptitude!
  • The next time you make a suggestive comment, I'm telling your wife.
  • Brushing your teeth would help your breath.
  • I'm the Secret Santa who gave you deodorant.
  • I'm going to gauge your eyes out the next time you clip your nails at your desk.
  • I know you're the one who pees on the toilet seat.
  • Today's "doctor's appointment" is really a job interview. See ya!

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