World's Largest Gummy Bear

That punk neighbor kid down the street calls you names, throws rocks at your cats, and rides his bike through your yard. Lucky for you, that little shit has diabetes, Halloween is approaching, and you can buy this 5 lbs. gummy bear that's practically guaranteed to push him into insulin shock.

This delicious football-sized snack packs a whopping 6,120 calories and comes in a myriad of flavors. Tempting, delicious, and potentially fatal if consumed in its entirety, this gummy treat is not only a great dessert, it's also sweet revenge.